of the month

Yes, I work here

No, I don’t know if Puffs are better than Kleenex

Yes, I am educated enough to know
that your check is fake

No, I don’t actually remember what
the training videos told me to do in this situation

Yes, I get paid to keep these machines tame
and these isles clean

No, I’m not as interested in your happiness
as my manager rewarded me for being

Yes, I am the employee of the month

No, I’ve never thought I deserve
such a generous and temporary title

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